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♪ ♪

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Man: I'm throwing away the bones!

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Woman: Oh, Howard, I
was gonna make stock!

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Howard: You always say you're
gonna make stock and you never do!

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Woman: I've made stock!

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Howard: Hey, Gatsby, I see you!

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(Gatsby whining)

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You're gonna get it now.
You are in for it, mister.

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Come on. Come on.

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Chase, he's at it again.

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Chase: Gatsby! God bless it!

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(sighs) Get down!

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Howard, I am so sorry.

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Get out of here, get!

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Howard: Aren't you feeding this guy?

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Chase: Yeah, you know, he's
been acting up lately.

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You know, after everything with Tracy.

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I think he can tell something's
happening.

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Howard: Yeah, looks
like you're almost packed.

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When are you out of here?

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Chase: End of next week.

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Howard: Wow, that's soon.

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Chase: Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.

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I asked them just to move
it along as fast as they could.

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Howard: Probably a good
time for a fresh start, huh?

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Chase: Yeah, I've always
wanted to live in New York City.

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♪ ♪

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Damn it, Gatsby!

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(whining)

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(barks)

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All right. Oh, hey, hey. Relax.

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Come on, Gats, just do your
business, all right?

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I got to get going, let's go.

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- (barks)
- Oh, don't worry, he's...

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- He's real friendly.
- Yeah. Let's go, Maise.

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(barking)

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Man: Hey, man, your
fucking dog took our ball!

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And he's shitting over there.

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Chase: I'm sor... He's
got a lot of energy.

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Come here, come here!

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Cats! Cats!

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- (yelps)
- Oh!

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Come on, baby. Hey, baby...

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You better control your
dog, motherfucker!

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Man, I am so sorry about your dog.

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♪ ♪

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(sighs)

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Chase: Hey, Gats!

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How did you get into the biz?

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Woman (Australian accent):
Well, I was in a church...

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An ayahuasca church in Brazil,

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and halfway through the
ceremony I looked down

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and I was like, "Whoa, I'm
really close to the ground,

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and I also have paws."

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And then I was like, "Shit, I'm a dog."

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And when I got back to
the city I thought,

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"I have to work with dogs,

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and I am a dog."

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Chase: Uh, well, yeah.

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I've never been to church in Brazil.

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Um, but it sounds really
spiritual, so...

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Listen, I hate to run, but I am late.

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Uh, if he pushes you around on the walk,

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just give him a
smack on the behind, okay?

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You know what? I think we're
gonna have a great time.

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Uh, bye.

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- (door closes)
- (mockingly) Bye.

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Hey, hey! Stop.

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That's right. You stop right there.

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Stay.

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Stay.

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Now keep staying.

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All right, Gatsby, you come here.

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Good boy.

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Hi. Hi.

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Here's what I want you to know about me.

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I have the best motherfucking treats.

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You want one?

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Get in there.

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Here you go.

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This is gonna work out beautifully.

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Let's make some walkies.

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Oh, no, no, no. Don't
waste your pees on that.

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You wait till you see where we're going.

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Hey. Come on.

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Come on, Musso. Musso. Come on.

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Come on. Watch it, bud.

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All righty!

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Look there.

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We've got a new friend.

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Look who it is, this is Gatsby.

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Gatsby, this is Musso and Frank.

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Yeah, their butts smell really nice.

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Get on in there. All right.

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Let's go.

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Yes, please.

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Move it out. Move it out. Move it out.

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Off we go. Off we go.

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Come on. Off we go.

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Nice and easy. Come on, now.

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Yeah, that's it. That's it.

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Oh, this is so glorious.

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Nice walking.

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Off we go. Off we go. Off we go.

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Aah! How you feeling?

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We're about to run up on
some prime squirrel territory.

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You just take it nice
and easy. Super chill.

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Oh, hold up. I want some liquids.

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Hold up. Hold up.

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♪ ♪

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♪ In the park of lovers ♪

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♪ She walks like no other ♪

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♪ When I stop ♪

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♪ She picks up after me ♪

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♪ In the cold weather ♪

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♪ She puts on a sweater ♪

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♪ Longing that ♪

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♪ Till next Monday comes ♪

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♪ ♪

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Come on, friends. Off we go.

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Off we go. Off we go.

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Mama's got to get some cigarettes
before she goes to her other job.

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The soul-crushing one.

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I think that Musso is sometimes
jealous of Frank

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'cause Frank is so outgoing, right?

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But introverts are introverts,
and you just got to own it.

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Sit. Oh, what a good boy!

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You want a treat? I'll give you a treat.

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There you go, you beautiful thing.

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Yes, delicious.

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Yeah, you'd do anything for
a snack, wouldn't you?

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You're such a good boy.

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So we had a really
good first day together.

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Great poops today, huh?

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You're amazing.

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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

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You are better than most people, really.

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All right. I'll see
you tomorrow, Gatsby.

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Chase: Gats!

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(TV sportscast playing indistinctly)

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Hey, Gats, come here, buddy!

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Hey, man, you want some chicken?

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Suit yourself, dummy.

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- (woman murmurs)
- (keys jingle)

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(door opens)

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Look who it is!

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Yes!

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Oh, I missed you.

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I missed you, you beautiful thing.

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Oh. Oh, honey.

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Oh, you're a peester, meester.

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Aw, that's okay. We can clean that up.

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No need to be ashamed.

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I know she's my mom,

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and like, she wants a
return on the investment

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for raising me, but a
15-hour time difference

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makes conversation really
difficult, you know,

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- 'cause you're in these...
- Beth?

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- ...different transitional periods
of the day. - Is your name Beth?

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- Hey. I don't know if
you remember me. - Hi.

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Um, I'm Ian's sister, Phaedra.

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- Oh!
- We had Thanksgiving three years ago.

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- Yes, yes. Hi!
- Yes. Yeah.

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Good to see you.

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- Oh, yeah.
- (barks)

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Oh!

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You don't do that!

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Sit down. Sit down, baby.

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Yeah.

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So...

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I just wanted to say thank
you so much for speaking up,

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but if I need your
help, I'll let you know.

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Okay?

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Who's a stud?

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You are, you big boy.

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All right, you have fun tonight.

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Be good.

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See you Monday, bud.

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♪ ♪

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Chase: All right. All right, yeah.

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Let's do this. You wanna go for a walk?

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All right, man.

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What a week, Gats.

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- ♪ In my loner hour ♪
- (TV playing indistinctly)

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♪ I turn to my twin bed ♪

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♪ For power ♪

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(TV continuing)

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- (whining)
- ♪ And like a swimming pool ♪

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Now you wanna go on a walk?

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You're a wack-a-doodle.

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Come on.

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♪ It gets me wet and cool ♪

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Hey, I thought we were going for a walk?

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What's going on with you? Come on.

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Come on, man, it's cold
outside. Just do it.

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(barking)

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All right, All right, All right, come on.

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Chase: No kidding.

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Oh, that's a really
good retirement gift.

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Ah, jeeze, I wish I
could have been there.

204
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Oh, yeah. Everything's good.

205
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You know, the new place is nice.

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It's newly remodeled.

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I... just to be honest with you,

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I don't have time to
do anything but work.

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Sure, yeah.

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Um, I... I miss you, Tracy.

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♪ So in my stoner hour ♪

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♪ Oh, how I float ♪

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♪ Just wondering about her ♪

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(sniffles)

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(crying)

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(TV playing indistinctly)

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(crying continuing)

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(whimpers)

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(Gatsby whines)

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(Chase sobbing)

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(whines)

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Aww...

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(sniffling)

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(keys jangle)

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♪ ♪

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(door opens, closes)

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♪ Colder than the coast ♪

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♪ And I... ♪

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Beth: Yoo-hoo!

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♪ To tend to the rows ♪

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♪ I close the windows and doors ♪

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Beth: What are these bubbles?

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What is that, dude?

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♪ You shape me like clay ♪

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♪ I tumble right to you ♪

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Wow!

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Beautiful!

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Come on, guys.

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Holy shit.

240
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This is pretty... pretty
fucking cool, guys.

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Just wait.

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Did he see the part where he gets...

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Shh!

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Just wait.

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Who's that?

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Oh!

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Oh, shit...

248
00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:02,746
Oh!

249
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Oh...

250
00:14:05,651 --> 00:14:09,586
No, no, no...

251
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That's horrible, man.

252
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Totally insane, right?

253
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Really horrible. Why would anyone
want to see that, man?

254
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We see it as having an application
towards empathy training for prisoners,

255
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you know, to help them
relate to their victims.

256
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Yeah, well, it's pretty intense.

257
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Just wait. We're doing a
simulation of what it would be like

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in that Chilean mine accident from 2010.

259
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- Epic.
- Yeah.

260
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All right. Well, I won't ask if
you guys are making a porno.

261
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Oh, we already made the porno.

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I'm in it.

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All right, well...

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you guys are following your
passion. That's good.

265
00:14:44,523 --> 00:14:47,458
Thanks, man. We like to call ourselves

266
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,194
"the Inventors of the New Self."

267
00:14:50,296 --> 00:14:51,562
Amen.

268
00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:53,263
Cool.

269
00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:55,199
I'm gonna go.

270
00:14:55,301 --> 00:14:56,396
Have fun tonight.

271
00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:59,047
Yo. Don't tell anyone
what's going on down here.

272
00:14:59,071 --> 00:15:00,704
Hey, Beth. Hold on. I won't.

273
00:15:00,806 --> 00:15:02,739
See you.

274
00:15:02,842 --> 00:15:03,874
Hey, girl.

275
00:15:03,976 --> 00:15:05,442
Beth: Hey, dude, how you doing?

276
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:07,377
Yeah, man, I just took
a look at the future.

277
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,812
It's pretty fucking terrifying.

278
00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:11,682
If you are feeling sad about the future,

279
00:15:11,784 --> 00:15:13,851
I can make you feel happy
about the present

280
00:15:13,953 --> 00:15:18,589
because I just met the
most amazing bubble man,

281
00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:20,958
and he told me about
this crazy bubble show

282
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:23,760
that is going down in
Astoria Park at 4:30...

283
00:15:23,863 --> 00:15:25,095
- Astoria?
- ...and I think...

284
00:15:25,197 --> 00:15:26,597
Yes, Astoria.

285
00:15:26,699 --> 00:15:29,500
What, you find the Pulaski
Bridge a little too strenuous?

286
00:15:29,602 --> 00:15:30,734
I think you can handle it.

287
00:15:30,836 --> 00:15:32,280
- The Guy: No, it's not that, really.
- Listen.

288
00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:34,538
Why don't you just jump on your bike,

289
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,440
come to Queens, we'll smoke,

290
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,642
and then we'll watch the
show together, huh?

291
00:15:38,744 --> 00:15:40,611
Don't pretend you don't love Queens.

292
00:15:40,713 --> 00:15:42,157
The Guy: Eh, it's not
my preferred borough.

293
00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:44,281
Very boring to shit on Queens.

294
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:49,219
♪ ♪

295
00:15:57,329 --> 00:15:58,362
(knock on the door)

296
00:15:58,464 --> 00:15:59,563
Who's here?

297
00:15:59,665 --> 00:16:01,265
Who's here? Who is it?

298
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,166
Let's check.

299
00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:07,004
Okay, sit. Sit.

300
00:16:07,106 --> 00:16:09,139
And stay. Good boy.

301
00:16:10,943 --> 00:16:11,975
Oh, my God!

302
00:16:12,077 --> 00:16:13,310
Oh, my God.

303
00:16:13,412 --> 00:16:14,270
Welcome to Queens!

304
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,992
You could be Dorothy Michaels
from "Tootsie" with those glasses.

305
00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:19,783
Huh. I was going for sexy grandma,
but I'll take what I can get.

306
00:16:19,885 --> 00:16:22,753
Tootsie is like, the
best Dustin Hoffman film, man.

307
00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:24,187
Like, that's a compliment.

308
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:26,123
- Hmm. Yeah... Oh.
- (barks)

309
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:27,224
- Oh, whoa.
- Hey...

310
00:16:27,326 --> 00:16:29,560
He's just saying
hello. He's super friendly.

311
00:16:29,662 --> 00:16:31,562
Aren't you? This is Gatsby.

312
00:16:31,664 --> 00:16:32,896
Hey, Gatsby. Sorry about that.

313
00:16:32,998 --> 00:16:34,442
What about the other doggies, they good?

314
00:16:34,466 --> 00:16:36,867
Oh, the doggies were so good.

315
00:16:36,969 --> 00:16:38,835
But you know what was
better than the doggies?

316
00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:40,337
- The bubble man.
- Bubble man.

317
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:42,172
All right. But before we do bubs,

318
00:16:42,274 --> 00:16:43,574
where do you want to do this?

319
00:16:43,676 --> 00:16:44,875
In there.

320
00:16:44,977 --> 00:16:46,710
- You sure?
- Oh, yeah.

321
00:16:46,812 --> 00:16:48,912
All right. Sounds good.

322
00:16:49,014 --> 00:16:52,215
In case you didn't notice,
it smells like shit in here.

323
00:16:52,318 --> 00:16:53,383
I did notice.

324
00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:55,819
It's like, do your dishes,
man. Just do 'em.

325
00:16:55,921 --> 00:16:59,089
Or at least put them in the fridge
until you're ready to do them.

326
00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:00,891
I mean, that's what I do.

327
00:17:00,993 --> 00:17:03,493
- Yeah, that's also an option.
- Mm-hmm.

328
00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:05,729
So you got me on the clock for bubs.

329
00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:06,897
It better be good, man.

330
00:17:06,999 --> 00:17:09,232
Oh, shit. That's a lot of expectation.

331
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:10,841
I don't want to build him up too much.

332
00:17:10,869 --> 00:17:12,970
It's kind of more of a conceptual thing.

333
00:17:13,072 --> 00:17:14,871
It's like, here's this guy,

334
00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:16,607
and he's just invented this job

335
00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:20,344
where he just goes out makes bubbles,

336
00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:22,713
makes people happy.

337
00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:24,181
That's pretty cool, I guess.

338
00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:26,116
And so I was thinking,

339
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:28,652
maybe I should learn to do some bubs?

340
00:17:28,754 --> 00:17:30,120
Yeah, bartender,

341
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:31,922
uh, mushrooms,

342
00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:33,023
dog-walking,

343
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,825
- bubs.
- Yes, please.

344
00:17:34,927 --> 00:17:36,326
Oh, my... You got a, uh...

345
00:17:36,428 --> 00:17:37,694
- Oh, shit.
- (barking)

346
00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,363
- Oh, damn, man.
- Dude. Oh!

347
00:17:39,465 --> 00:17:41,331
- Hold this, hold this.
- Oh, my God.

348
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,567
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't
know what's got into you.

349
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:45,936
(in Australian accent) That
dingo better not eat no baby.

350
00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:48,972
That's not even funny.
That's, like, a real thing.

351
00:17:49,074 --> 00:17:50,907
I didn't see the
movie. I just know the quote.

352
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:52,420
It's people's lives. It's not a movie.

353
00:17:52,444 --> 00:17:54,778
Okay, I'm gonna put
this maniac in the bedroom.

354
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,315
Do you want me to crack
these beers now or at the park?

355
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,083
You do what feels right, stud.

356
00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:02,786
Well...

357
00:18:02,888 --> 00:18:04,021
(can pops)

358
00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:05,422
(door closes)

359
00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:10,827
Oh, I knew it!

360
00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:12,763
Judas Priest!

361
00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:14,531
Are you kidding me!

362
00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:17,901
What, are you throwing
a party while I'm gone?

363
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:20,537
- I...
- (cans clatter)

364
00:18:20,639 --> 00:18:22,873
I'm sure I don't need to tell you this,

365
00:18:22,975 --> 00:18:27,644
but what you did was
just totally unprofessional.

366
00:18:27,746 --> 00:18:29,179
Absolutely.

367
00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:32,082
I feel like I... I used
some really bad judgment.

368
00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:33,050
Chase: Yeah.

369
00:18:33,152 --> 00:18:35,452
If you change your mind, ever,

370
00:18:35,554 --> 00:18:37,083
you have a beautiful dog,

371
00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:38,526
- and I...
- Yeah, thanks.

372
00:18:38,882 --> 00:18:40,649
Really, I just... I
think we're good here.

373
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:43,919
I'm sorry I let you down.

374
00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:47,956
All right. I'll, uh... I'll let them
know that you've turned in the keys.

375
00:18:48,058 --> 00:18:50,726
(Gatsby whines)

376
00:18:54,465 --> 00:18:57,199
I hate to do this,
Gats, but you forced my hand.

377
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,134
I don't have any other choice.

378
00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:03,071
Hey, I'll be back soon, dude.

379
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,227
Hey, buddy.

380
00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:29,231
Wanna go for a walk? Huh?

381
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,166
Come on, let's go.

382
00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:35,504
No? All right. Suit yourself, man.

383
00:19:41,311 --> 00:19:44,246
Come on, Gats. Let's go outside.

384
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:45,947
Come on.

385
00:19:46,049 --> 00:19:47,115
Really?

386
00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:50,252
You're coming outside.
Let's go. Come on.

387
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,023
Hey, you got to take
a leak sometime, man.

388
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,703
Come on. You're not
leaking in the house.

389
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:57,926
Let's go.

390
00:19:58,796 --> 00:20:00,629
What's going on with you, man?

391
00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:04,199
You can take the boy out of Indiana,

392
00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:06,141
- but it's tough to get there.
- (woman laughs)

393
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,269
Oh, he's...

394
00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:09,504
But, uh, yeah. Then, you know,

395
00:20:09,606 --> 00:20:14,476
the premium's low, and it's
got vision, dental, medical...

396
00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:17,212
- That sounds good.
- ...everything, you know.

397
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,921
♪ ♪

398
00:20:41,638 --> 00:20:43,171
Gatsby!

399
00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:45,373
Gatsby, come back!

400
00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:46,975
Gatsby!

401
00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:57,452
♪ ♪

402
00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:22,611
Ah, yeah. Good looking out, Gramps.

403
00:21:35,392 --> 00:21:38,593
Oh, jackpot.

404
00:21:38,695 --> 00:21:41,062
Chubby buddy, yeah.

405
00:21:42,699 --> 00:21:44,032
Easy.

406
00:21:46,403 --> 00:21:47,702
Easy.

407
00:22:06,679 --> 00:22:11,194
_

408
00:22:18,602 --> 00:22:21,403
Hey, thought I'd cut out the middle man.

409
00:22:21,505 --> 00:22:22,931
- There you go.
- All right.

410
00:22:22,932 --> 00:22:23,772
Thanks, man.

411
00:22:23,874 --> 00:22:25,173
Who's this guy? Hey.

412
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:26,841
Oh, this is Grandpa.

413
00:22:26,944 --> 00:22:29,811
- Hey, Grandpa.
- I named him after my Grandpa.

414
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:31,079
He looks like a grandpa.

415
00:22:31,181 --> 00:22:33,281
There was a shit on the
seat and I couldn't go.

416
00:22:33,383 --> 00:22:38,553
♪ ♪

417
00:22:52,135 --> 00:22:54,736
♪ ♪

418
00:22:56,139 --> 00:22:57,973
I still really, really need to pee.

419
00:22:58,075 --> 00:22:59,674
Okay, okay. Let's find you a bathroom.

420
00:22:59,776 --> 00:23:00,942
Have a fun day, guys.

421
00:23:01,044 --> 00:23:02,077
- Enjoy.
- Yeah, thanks.

422
00:23:02,179 --> 00:23:03,878
See ya, Grandpa.

423
00:23:03,981 --> 00:23:06,648
Why didn't you just... squat? Hover?

424
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:10,352
I can't hover over the
shit. I would get shit on me.

425
00:23:10,454 --> 00:23:11,853
My legs are very small

426
00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:13,617
and I would've got shit on my thighs.

427
00:23:13,618 --> 00:23:15,190
Another person's shit on my thighs.

428
00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:16,625
Hey, Gramps!

429
00:23:32,509 --> 00:23:34,509
Hey, Gramps, where you going?

430
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:37,712
Yeah.

431
00:23:37,814 --> 00:23:38,947
Sit.

432
00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:49,758
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

433
00:23:51,395 --> 00:23:53,128
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

434
00:23:54,498 --> 00:23:56,631
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

435
00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,968
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

436
00:24:01,204 --> 00:24:03,204
♪ Forever ♪

437
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:15,018
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